The Tiny Detective
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Head Honcho
After all the business of moving…
…baby is happy to be settling in. The master bedroom is set up…
and of course we all know who the true master is! 
Santa Baby
All tuckered out from Christmas…
Do you want to build a snowman?
Fun with flour….
…things that happen while Mummy is on the phone!
Quotes from the Peanut Gallery
Here are some quirky quotes from the peanut gallery.
Dancing
4 year old: “Can you dance like me?”
3 year old: “No, I can dance like myself.”
Bugs
4 year old: “Hey! The spider I was catching got away. And he didn’t even leave footprints!”
4 year old: “This woodbug is going to be my real pet. I’ll call him Bubsy. Actually, no, Twinkle.”
Potty Training
Me: “You go pee, honey, like a big girl.”
3 year old: “Yeah, I’m a big girl now. I’m going to peep.”
Me: “After your turn I’ll go pee too.”
3 year old: “Yeah, you’re big, too…like a giant, or a mom, or a dad, or a fire worker, or a vampire…actually, no, not a vampire…I was just pretending that you’re big.”
Biology
6 year old: “Why is grandpa lying down?”
Me: “He has a sore back…his sciatic nerve is giving him trouble, like I have when I’m pregnant.”
6 year old: “But Grandpa’s not pregnant.”
Me: “Nope!”
4 year old: “That’s cause babies don’t like boys, only mommies.”
The Art of Eating Brownies
Or should I say the sport?!
Yummy recipe from spiceupthecurry.com:
We added apple sauce to make them extra gooey, and a crushed peppermint chocolate Ritter Sport bar for some fun minty freshness….definitely worth a try! And great with of cream of course!
Gotta love St. Valentine for giving us all another holiday which involves chocolate, every mother’s love language. My husband cleverly pointed out that I love brownies, too…but hey, self-care is also important, no? 😉
Modern Women Use Tools!
As a mother of four girls, I realize it’s very important for them to be able to take care of themselves, and to be competent with tools.
Of course, no harm in their tools being made of chocolate, at least for now!
Thanks, Opa Bang Bang!
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