
The Tiny Detective

Here are some quirky quotes from the peanut gallery.
Dancing
4 year old: “Can you dance like me?”
3 year old: “No, I can dance like myself.”
Bugs
4 year old: “Hey! The spider I was catching got away. And he didn’t even leave footprints!”
4 year old: “This woodbug is going to be my real pet. I’ll call him Bubsy. Actually, no, Twinkle.”
Potty Training
Me: “You go pee, honey, like a big girl.”
3 year old: “Yeah, I’m a big girl now. I’m going to peep.”
Me: “After your turn I’ll go pee too.”
3 year old: “Yeah, you’re big, too…like a giant, or a mom, or a dad, or a fire worker, or a vampire…actually, no, not a vampire…I was just pretending that you’re big.”
Biology
6 year old: “Why is grandpa lying down?”
Me: “He has a sore back…his sciatic nerve is giving him trouble, like I have when I’m pregnant.”
6 year old: “But Grandpa’s not pregnant.”
Me: “Nope!”
4 year old: “That’s cause babies don’t like boys, only mommies.”
Or should I say the sport?!
Yummy recipe from spiceupthecurry.com:
We added apple sauce to make them extra gooey, and a crushed peppermint chocolate Ritter Sport bar for some fun minty freshness….definitely worth a try! And great with of cream of course!
Gotta love St. Valentine for giving us all another holiday which involves chocolate, every mother’s love language. My husband cleverly pointed out that I love brownies, too…but hey, self-care is also important, no? 😉