Some people think homeschool must be very messy…uh, yeah!
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Tag: funny things kids say
The Quotable Boy!
Tocolate is for cake and it’s really yummy.
Can you tate off mine shirt? It is made of peanut butter…and I don’t want it.
Me: What would you like for dinner, honey?
Hmmmm, delly beans.
Me: Anything more dinnery than that?
Tocolate soup.
Oh, chocolate soup, eh?
Quotes from the Peanut Gallery
Here are some quirky quotes from the peanut gallery.
Dancing
4 year old: “Can you dance like me?”
3 year old: “No, I can dance like myself.”
Bugs
4 year old: “Hey! The spider I was catching got away. And he didn’t even leave footprints!”
4 year old: “This woodbug is going to be my real pet. I’ll call him Bubsy. Actually, no, Twinkle.”
Potty Training
Me: “You go pee, honey, like a big girl.”
3 year old: “Yeah, I’m a big girl now. I’m going to peep.”
Me: “After your turn I’ll go pee too.”
3 year old: “Yeah, you’re big, too…like a giant, or a mom, or a dad, or a fire worker, or a vampire…actually, no, not a vampire…I was just pretending that you’re big.”
Biology
6 year old: “Why is grandpa lying down?”
Me: “He has a sore back…his sciatic nerve is giving him trouble, like I have when I’m pregnant.”
6 year old: “But Grandpa’s not pregnant.”
Me: “Nope!”
4 year old: “That’s cause babies don’t like boys, only mommies.”
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