My blog has been rather serious lately, so I decided it’s time for a laugh. What better way, when up with pregnancy heartburn and insomnia, than to write a spoof of a Johnny Cash country song? When you’re seven months pregnant and can’t sleep, you get to do stuff like that—it says so in the manual, pg 136. (What manual?? This girl is making stuff up…)
So put on your cowboy hats, strum your imaginary guitars, and enjoy…and if you’re up with heartburn, too, just pretend your TUMS are marshmallows…

🔥 Burning Ring of Fire 🔥
Heartburn’s a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Round and full of gas
I am a pregnant lass
🔥
I lay down and a burning ring of fire
Shoots up my throat like an electric wire
And it burns burns burns
That ring of fire
I am on fire
🔥
I lay down and a burning ring of fire
Shoots up my throat like an electric wire
And it burns burns burns
That ring of fire
I am on fire
🔥
The taste of love is sweet
But it keeps me on my feet
I lay down like a sleepy child
Oh, but the fire went wild
🔥
I lay down and a burning ring of fire
Shoots up my throat like an electric wire
And it burns burns burns
That ring of fire
I am on fire
🔥 🔥 🔥