Why Being a Mom is a Lot Like Being a Rock Star

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1. You have a loyal fan club who follows you around screaming.

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2. You have no privacy. There is paparazzi even in the bathroom.

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3. Cute people want to jump in your bed at all hours. People will do anything to spend time with you.

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4. In the morning, the signs of partying hard are all there. It looks like wild animal stuck to your head, and then got electrocuted.

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5. “Normal” noise levels are much louder for you than for most people. You host a lot of impromptu dance parties.

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6. People copy everything you do…for better or for worse…

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7. Lots of people you know are addicted to the bottle.

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8. Your sense of fashion has drastically changed since you entered your current career.

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9. You’re no stranger to feeling pukey in the morning.

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10. You’re more ‘creative’ when you’re in love, and lots of people are in love with you.

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Rock on, fellow moms! You are stars! Keep making that sweet music…

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